What Now?
I think Tuesday is a great day to lay down some updates from from previous blog posts, so here goes.
1. Trip to the county fair - I received a lot (and by a lot I mean about two) of comments from parents telling me how much they dislike the good old county fair. One even went as far to say that they hate Disneyland too, like you can just lump the happiest place on earth with the freak show county fair. I know there are some families that are not into the mouse house...but our family is not one of them. In fact we have a trip planned there this December to celebrate our girls birthdays. The one downer is the price of food, I must say. You could eat all night long at your local county fair for the price of one meal at Disneyland...and almost get as sick.
2. Screaming soccer child - We have had three games since the devil possessed that little girl on our team, and I am happy to report she has been exorcised and is back to her normal sweet self, kind of. My wife, the assistant coach of the team, did have to get a little stern with her during one game. After it was over my wife had that "I'm going to kick that little girl into the goal" look....but cooler head prevailed. Another game tonight....hope full there will be no bloodshed.
3. Doctor visit - After poop smearing a piece of cardboard, getting my junk groped and welcoming Mr. Gooey Finger into my most private of privates....I have high cholesterol again! I was on medication for it about two years back, and it really helped. After loosing about 25 pounds with diet and exercise I thought I could go off the medication and all would be good. Wrong! I am here to tell you that genetics trumps good living. So now that I am back on medication I'm thinking of kicking back on the couch for about a month eating nothing but donut holes and cheese wiz. Suck on that genetics!
4. Home alone - My wife got back from her trip late on Friday night. The house was stills standing, the kids were still breathing, and I was still sane. I don't know how much longer it could have gone that way without her there. I'm glad you are back B, I love ya so much!
OK, that catches everybody up on my little life for the past couple of weeks. Have a great Tuesday and catch y'all next time.
PEACE OUT DADS!
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All that molestation and only high cholesterol!
ReplyDeleteI'm also on medication for high cholesterol, but I don't remember all "that" to get diagnosed. It was a needle and some blood. . . mine. (Hate seeing needles and my blood draining into a tube.)
ReplyDeleteI can assure you on medication I've eaten more than my share of donut holes. No cheez whiz though. My cholesterol level is fine. And, I am, by nature, a couch potato.
Glad your wife got the little devil child under control. I applaud her for not drop kicking the child into the goal post.
Have a great one!