Thursday, June 4, 2009

What the hell have I done?!?


I am in pain! Not like bump your knee on the desk pain, this is serious, torturous, driving me crazy pain. I am trying to figure out which is worse right now...the actual pain I am in, or the fact it was a decision I made that is causing this hellish nightmare I am currently living? I mean, what's wrong with having a few crooked teeth, or a bite that wasn't perfect? I mean, look at people from other countries like Great Britain. I don't think I've ever seen a good looking grill come out of that place. Why should it bother me, why do I care. I have already landed a hot looking wife so I've passed the point of really trying to impress anybody else. My teeth have always been very functional, even if they leave the most unusual bite marks. What in the world could have possessed me to put all this metal shit in my mouth that, I swear, must be make with only the sharpest of sharp parts. I think the inside of my mouth must look like a taco that has been thrown into a blender. I can now feel each of my teeth individually like they are part of a inside the head tug-of-war tournament. God, is that blood I'm drooling now??? Why did I throw my retainer away after my first round of this? Why does my wife keep looking at me and thinking "if he keeps making those disgusting noises and facial expressions I am going claw my eyes out!"

I got braces...yesterday, and I think the next 18 months to forever and day is going to suck! DAMN, THAT IS BLOOD.



  1. Give me a little credit, I might only claw one eye out :)

    So sorry that you are hurting!!

  2. My dentist suggested braces for my bottom teeth. I don't want to go through the pain with braces at 45 years old.
    I don't think they are that crooked.
    Good luck and hope the pain alleviates

  3. I don't like going to the dentist for a cleaning. There's no way I'd put myself through that pain..Best if kuck to ya.

  4. Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe. That's all.

  5. I feel your pain. I can still vividly remember the first time I accidentally bit down after getting braces. SHOOTING PAIN! It will get better.